The family is camping this week at a camp ground down the road from us. I go out for dinner and spend the night and get up and go home the next morning and go to work. While it sounds strange, it’s working for me. I get to leave work and go to a peaceful setting to be with the kiddos and hubster. I also don’t have to deal with my “somewhat decluttered but not quite” house.
After last week’s garage sale I discovered I need to purge at least that much again.
De Nile ain’t just a river in Egypt.
The last two nights we’ve had a raccoon visit our camp site. This causes great excitement among the campers. Last night when he came (no I didn’t really check the gender of the raccoon – it’s just easier to assign it one) the boys were all excited. DS#1 wanted it to leave us and our campsite alone. DS#2 & DS#3 wanted to befriend it and take it home to make it a pet. The latter was a big no go. However, we did enjoy watching the raccoon try to take off with our Pringles and finish off DS#3’s cupcake.
DS#3, “wwwwm, he’s so cute. I think he’s just a baby.”
Me, “I think he’s more like your age. I be next year he’ll go to Kindergarten.”
DS#3, “Raccoons don’t go to kindergarten. They’re raccoons!”
Me, “They go to Raccoon Kindergarten. How do you think they learn what they need to know?”
DS#3, “Really?” (said with a look of awe and intrigue)
I just love playing with my kids minds.
Here’s a special little gem from DS#3 from last week.
My mom was talking to the boys about a family reunion we’d recently attended and they inquired about their grandpa not being there. He’s in heaven. During the discussion, they wanted to know if their daddy was a grandpa. I’m happy to report he’s not to my knowledge. Anyhow, she told them he would be when they got married someday and had children of their own.
DS#2 “I’m not having kids!”
DS#3, “I’m not having kids either. They might be evil and hit me on the head.”
Oh yes, we have a most loving and encouraging environment in our home. We are blessed.
My mother questioned what we do in our house. I told her I pray a lot.
You’ll want to pray for us too after this next story.
Last night I roasted DS#1’s underwear over the camp fire.
No, there are no typos in the preceding sentence.
I discovered that DS#1 had had an accident and failed to report it to the proper authorities. The last few weeks he has had an issue with this. I don’t know if he waits way too long to take care of the situation or if there’s a problem we need to get checked out. I have a sneaking suspicion that it’s the first one of the two.
I had taken a change of clothes, but failed to take a change of underwear for the children. I believed we were past this. DS#1 certainly should be past this. I believed incorrectly.
I had him changes clothes and he just had to be free in his shorts. He didn’t object. How could he?
I went back into the camper and washed out his underwear. I wrung them out the best I could and then put them on a stick over the fire to try and help speed up the drying process.
Once again, there a no typos in the preceding sentences.
This created much laughter and chatter for the boys and my husband too. DH simply stated that I’m not right. I’m sure it will be a fond memory for the boys.
I like to create warm, fuzzy memories for my family and I’m just sure this will be one of them. Aren’t you?
Have a great day!
Blessings & Hugs, Elizabeth
I think “roasting” underwear is a pretty genius idea! Just tell him it’s better than attaching them to the antenna of your car and driving around the campgrounds to air-dry them!
By: JLI on July 2, 2009
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